gregwong@cs.ucla.edu (Greg Wong) (09/14/90)
Hi. The following flyer is for real. A bunch of these were left on the
windshields of cars that were parked in the streets near UCLA.
--Greg
TWO ESCORTS NEEDED
THIS SUNDAY
FOR THE MILLER LITE BEACH VOLLEYBALL
CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HERMOSA BEACH
($100.00 EACH)
Two female escorts for a fun-loving guy are needed for the Miller Lite
Beach Volleyball Championships at Hermost Beach this Sunday (8/26/90).
Ladies must be babes--knockouts who love to show it off at this "skin show"
and who have outgoing frisky personalities. A tan is a must. The bigger
the breasts the better.
Regarding safety, whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable will
be done. I can meet you at a place of your choosing. We can take your
car with one of you at the wheel if desired. You can fisk me if you want!
What better way can 2 ladies each make $100.00? $50.00 will be given upon
pickup, and the other $50.00 at the end of the day.
If you qualify but aren't interested, please pass this on to someone
who might be.
If interested, give me a call at 818/799-4111 and ask for Gary. I will
need to meet with you briefly to see if you qualify. Please bring a
picture of yourself in a bikini if possible.
Offer Expires On Sunday, August 26, 1990
(Not For Sex)
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