dash@neon.stanford.edu (David Ash) (09/17/90)
Remember when Dan Quayle was asked what he would do if he became president, and the ridicule he faced when the best he could offer was to "say a prayer". Well, imagine that he'd been asked what would happen if Bush were to die and Dan were forced to deal with the threat of World War III. Dan would have confirmed our worst fears by replying, "I think I'd go out and play a round of golf." -David -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead. Administrative note: The "one bullet, one vote" joke has been attributed to the Tonight Show.