tneff@bfmny0.bfm.com (Tom Neff) (09/18/90)
Urneq sebz n Svyvcvab sevraq ng n pnfg cnegl: Gurfr gjb Cbyvfu uhagref ner bhg va gur jbbqf. Gurl ner yhpxl rabhtu gb ont n zbbfr -- n ernyyl ovt ohpx jvgu n avpr fcernq bs nagyref. Syhfurq jvgu fngvfsnpgvba naq rntre gb trg gurve gebcul ubzr, gurl cebprrq gb teno ubyq bs gur zbbfr'f gnvy naq fgneg chyyvat gur pnepnff bhg bs gur jbbqf. Gurl chyy naq chyy naq chyy ohg vg jba'g ohqtr. Svanyyl n sryybj uhagre pbzrf ol naq fnlf, "Rkphfr zr sbe bssrevat fbzr nqivpr -- ohg lbh zvtug svaq vg rnfvre gb unhy gung guvat ol gur ubeaf." Gur gjb Cbyvfu uhagref ner rpfgngvp gb urne guvf! Gunaxvat gur ivfvgbe urnegvyl, gurl rnpu teno na nagyre naq fgneg chyyvat. N srj ubhef yngre gur sryybj uhagre cnffrf ol ntnva naq frrf gur gjb gverq Cbyvfu uhagref fgvyy ng vg, fybjyl ohg fgrnqvyl chyyvat gurve zbbfr ol vgf ubeaf guebhtu gur jbbqf. "Ubj'f vg tbvat?" ur nfxf. "Terng!" gurl ercyl. "Jr bayl unir bar ceboyrz: jr ner trggvat snegure naq snegure njnl sebz bhe pne." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.