capehart@nevada.edu (ANNE CAPEHART) (09/20/90)
[Note: this is in response to "looking for a wife" that you posted
about a month ago]
Looking for a Husband
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Hardware Requirements:
1. Pleasant screen and durable chassis.
2. Hard drive - no floppies!
3. User definable sex drive.
4. Must come certified "bug free."
5. Top-of-the-line joystick.
Software Requirements:
1. Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Husband
Language) basic command subset (e.g. of_course_dear,
yes_I_will_watch_the_kids, just_use_the_credit_card).
2. Must be easily programmable.
3. Single-user mode ONLY.
4. Very-user-friendly interface.
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have
time to hand-correct everybody's postings?
Administrative note:
Matt Diamond at CMU reports that the famous story of "bottom up planning"
(It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh....) was to his best knowledge
written by his father, David H. H. Diamond, in 1970. If anybody has an
earlier reference for this, they can reply to him at matt@maps.cs.cmu.edu.
It's a small net. (Which, of course, means, that the net is getting
bigger, so that you run into things like this.)