miller@gabriel.llnl.gov (Patrick Miller) (09/23/90)
A old man sits rocking on the porch of the general store in a parched, old western town. A grizzled cowboy comes riding up, hitches his horse to the post, goes around to the back of his horse, lifts its tail, and procedes to plant a kiss between the horse's cheeks. Old Man : Stranger, why on earth did you kiss your horse there? Stranger: The reason should be plain. I have chapped lips. Old Man : And that cures them? Stranger: No, but I sure as hell won't lick them!!! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."