friedl@mtndew.tustin.ca.us (Steve Friedl) (09/24/90)
Seen in a tabloid-style advertisment for a kind of surplus store in a piece where they are making fun of Pentagon $43,762.95 coffee cups: "We will not be oversold! Our guarantee: If you find the same item for a higher price within 30 days of purchase, we will cheerfully bill you for the difference plus 10%" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.