jal%local@okcedu.UUCP (J.A.Schones(0772)) (09/25/90)
[Not good reading, but good for a group] An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. She gets about halfway into the tub and thinks, ``Was I getting into the tub or getting out?'' She calls out, ``Bernice! Was I getting into the bathtub or getting out?'' Bernice says, ``Well I don't know. I'll have to come up and look.'' Bernice starts walking up the stairs to the bathroom, gets halfway up and thinks to herself, ``Was I going up the stairs or down?'' She calls out ``Sally! Was I going up or down the stairs?'' Sally, down in the living room calls back, ``How should I know?'' and thinks to herself, ``I'm glad I'm not loosing my mind like the other people in this house.'' So Sally starts... Do you remember the punchline to this joke? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead. Administrative note: Some alert readers have spotted the article on the Etiology and Treatment of Childhood as a copyrighted piece. It has thus been canceled. Sources noted were "Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality" and "The Journal of Polymorphous Perversity." This one bothers me, since I suspected it was copyrighted and asked the submitter about this. He responded that he felt is was original. He will no longer be permitted to submit anything longer than a paragraph to this group unless he swears personal friendship with the author.