[rec.humor.funny] Quality fruit

CNAP73@vaxe.strathclyde.ac.uk (10/01/90)

A woman goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of
oranges.

"Can I help you madam?" asks the shopkeeper.

"Well, I was looking for some fruit for my husband.  Have these oranges been
treated with any posoinous fertilizer or weedkiller?" she replies.

"No madam, you'll have to get that from the chemist's."
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