grubin@virga.ucar.edu (Rick Grubin) (10/02/90)
(These jokes attributable to Michael Floorwax, a Denver comedian who plays comedy clubs around the country, and is also a morning DJ on a Denver FM station) Do you ever wonder why 7-11 stores insult their employees? Right there on the storefront window, it says "Clerk has no money". Of course s/he has no money, s/he gets paid $4 an hour. Geez, they already have a low-life job, why is it necessary to insult them more? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.