asya@ux5.lbl.gov (Asya Kamsky) (10/09/90)
(told to me by a friend, alleged to be a true story) A rather large gentleman whose name was Paul was married to a woman who was as heavy as he was, if not more so. They had two children. All their friends quietly wondered how they had managed to conceive. One evening at the bar a friend of Paul's got up the nerve to ask him, how it was possible that he and his wife conceived their children, being as large as they are. To this Paul replied: "You guys with small dicks are always asking me that!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.