lilje@nordita.dk (Per B. Lilje, NORDITA, Copenhagen, Denmark) (10/12/90)
I heard this resently, I don't think it is new. In a small town, there were three insurance companies. One of them started an advertising campaign with the slogan: "We'll insure you from cradle to grave". The second company answered with its own new slogan: "We'll insure you from womb to tomb". But then the third company invented its new slogan: "We'll insure you from erection to resurrection!". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.