measures@evax.arl.utexas.edu (Mark Measures) (10/18/90)
Here's a joke I "appropriated" from an old TV show:
Police: Mr. Johnson, we have just arrested a theif carrying several
credit cards with Mrs. Johnson's name on them.
Mr. Johnson: Tell the thief he can keep them.
Police: But don't you want your credit cards back?
Mr. Johnson: No. He's been spending only about half as much as
Mrs. Johnson.
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