sz@cci632.uucp (Stephen Zehl) (10/28/90)
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken
slur) "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and
give me the bill." So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill
for $37.00. The drunk says "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy
around few times then throw him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again
says (with a drunken slur) "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour
yourself one, and give me the bill." The bartender looks at the guy and
figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same
trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks
for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $37.00. The
drunk says "I haven't got it." The bartender can't believe it, so he picks the
guy up, beats the shit out of him, then throw him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and
says (with a drunken slur) "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink,
and give me the bill." In disgust, the bartender says "What, no drink for me
this time?" The drunk replies "No, you get violent when you drink."
{ Heard this from a stand-up comic on the comedy channel on cable TV.}
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