[rec.humor.funny] I like him but...

rf@computer-lab.cambridge.ac.uk (10/29/90)

This arrived on my management's desk from a recruitment agency:

  "Following our conversation, I am sending you details of ... he
   would do well in your ... job.

  "Despite him being my nephew, I have a high personal regard for him,
   but he also comes with my professional recommendation.

  "The bad news is ... [length of present contract]"

(Apart from elisions, I've typed this verbatim.)
--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.

Remember: Only ONE joke per submission.  Extra jokes may be rejected.