[rec.humor.funny] Right you are.

mokry@ctr.columbia.edu (Robert Mokry) (11/09/90)

[I made up the following all by myself.  Though it doesn't take a
genious to come up with this idea, I haven't seen it anywhere else.
Perhaps this better belongs to rec.puzzles, but hey, you're the judge.]


Instructions:  Get one of your ten-fingered touch-typist friends to 
type the following, and determine how long it takes till he/she begins
to see that something's weird.  (Yet another good use for grep and 
/usr/dict/words.)

     i join my union.
     i only jump on you.
     in my opinion, you look plump.
     pin holly on johnny.
     kill my unholy puppy.
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