mantis@ucscb.ucsc.edu (NOT spiggy) (11/12/90)
thought you might like this...
this is an actual advertisement from the
_great exchange_, a local classified ad
paper. i have no idea where it came from,
but what wee're dealing with is a certified
looney or a joker of the extreme kind.
"Additional machinery for sale: The Very Well Built Long Paddle
Wheel, Paddle Wheels Electro Magnet, Electric Motor. Jet Sea Plane,
Cabin Cruiser, Submarines that have more than one hatch cover,
that have air plane wings on hinges and can be bolted in place,
there are also hinges in the airplane wings so that they can be
kept in storage.
"All of these Very Well Built Commercial Passenger Sea Plane Aircraft
have very good night time flying lights.
"All of these Very Weel Built Commercial Passenger Sea Plane Aircraft
have very good radio and television radio transmitters and
receivers.
"The Long Paddle Wheel, Paddle Wheels Electro Magnet, Electric Motor
has Lead Brakes in back of the Electro Magnets and has the
Positive Plateau Rings Distributor that is connected to the
armature of that electric motor.
"These jets can be turned into reversed jets mechanically with
more than 1 procedure and can be used as air brakes.
"These are Very Well Built Commercial Passenger and Cargo Sea Planes
for tourists.
"These Very Well Built Commercial Passenger Sea Plane Aircraft also
have this machinery bolted onto them, the Controlled Lightning
Bolt Spark Plug Rockets that get the sparks from a 2.1492'
diameterr gap in the spark plugs and Ring 4 T Ring Electro Magnets
pull the sparks a considerably or tremendously higher voltage Ring
4 T Ring Electro Magnet Rings pull the sparks, the Controlled
Lightning Bolts through those Ring 4 T Ring Electro Magnet Rings inside
those rocket tubes and accelerated the thrust of the controlled
lightning bolts considerably or tremendously and tremendously means
tremendously.
"The acceleration of the controlled lightningg bolts is adjustable.
"The open ended Controlled Lightning Bolt Rocket Tubes are 20 fet
long and 2-1/2 feet thick and the exterior of those open ended
rockett tubes are made out of flattened out metal rings and T's
and are air cooled.
"The controlled lightning bolts can be turned into reversed controlled
lightning bolts with more than one mechanical procedure and can be
used as air brakes.
"There is a circle of the 27 Long Paddle Wheel, Paddle Wheels Electro
Magnet Electric Motors that spin the Paddle Wheel, Paddle Wheel
Electro Magnet Transmission Generators that charge up a 4 inch diameter
iron rod that has 10 Trillion Volt Electricity Transformers that is
in a circle around those 27 Transmission Generators.
"I also have more than 1 kind of Electric Motor, Electric Motor
Generator, Electric Motor Magneto, Magnet Electric Motor, Magnet
Electric Motor Generator, Magnet Electric Motor Magneto and
Magnet Rechargers.
"One of the Independent Rechargeable Electro Magnet Battery
Generators supplies electricity to each of the 27 Transmission
Generators that are in a circle.
"Each of those ransmission Generators can be turned on or off on
the dashboard.
"They have more than 1 water tight hatch cover.
"2 or more Spark Plug Controlled Lightning Bolt Rockets are bolted
to the frame of these Very Well Built Commercial Sea Plane Aircraft
that are now Very Well Built Controlled Lightning Bolt Commercial
Passenger Sea Plane Cabin Cruisers that can also be used as
Submarines.
"The airplane wings are on hinges and the angles of the airplane
wings can move upward or downward with more than one procedure, and
they can more than one front large airplane wing that is on hinges,
those airplane wings also have hinges on them and the mettal plates
on the airplane wings can be unbolted so they can be kept in storage.
"All of this additional machinery that is for sale is bolted onto the
refillable in the air the Very Well Built Commercial Passenger Sea
Plane Cabin Cruisers that were advertised in this newspaper The
Great Exchange May 14, 1990 and are for sale with the same conditons.
"Transportation to other Galaxies.
"I can also correct any disease that exist at the planet Earth at
the Milky Way Galaxy with good non contaminated penicillin and
good non contaminated food that may contain some suger and have got
the chemicals to where any United States Citizen or Human Being at
the planet Earth can live for more than 400 trillion years with no
problem at 1 or more very well protected islands at the planet
Earth.
"The templates on how to construct your own chemicals or how to live
for more than 400 trillion years only for yourself and not for
manufacture, 20 dollars.
"The true 100% fact-creator of all of these inventions. Thomas P.
Freeman, Business address, General Delivery, Aptos, California,
95003.
and that's it.
only in santa cruz...
--
joel metz
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