[rec.humor.funny] IRAQ ATTACK

kerry@neptune.iex.com (Kerry Calvert) (11/13/90)

				IRAQ ATTACK
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An Iraqui goes to the unemployment office and asks for help in
locating a job.  The counselor asked him what he did in Iraq, to which he
replied, "I worked on a Milk Truck".

The counselor said she had a number of posted openings for truck drivers, and
it would be no problem to locate a position.

The Iraqui replied, "But you do not understand, I didn't drive the trucks".

"Well, then what did you do?" asked the counselor.

"I was the tail gunner".

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