AR.MCB@forsythe.stanford.edu (Marty Beene) (11/13/90)
(Srry serr gb fhofgvghgr lbhe bja angvbanyvgvrf, havirefvgl nssvyvngvbaf, rgp. gb znxr guvf wbxr svg lbhe arrqf....) Guerr zra, na Vgnyvna, n Wrj, naq n Cbyr, ner fragraprq gb fcraq 15 lrnef va fbyvgnel pbasvarzrag. Gur whqtr, srryvat fbeel sbe gur zra, qrpvqrf gb nyybj rnpu gb gnxr jvgu uvz jungrire ur jnagf. Gur Vgnyvna fnlf, "V'q yvxr gb gnxr n jbzna jvgu zr." Gur whqtr eryhpgnagyl nterrf, naq gur Vgnyvna gnxrf uvf jvsr naq urnqf bss gb fbyvgnel. Gur Wrj fnlf, "V'q yvxr gb gnxr n gryrcubar jvgu zr." Gur whqtr nterrf, naq bss tbrf gur Wrj jvgu uvf gryrcubar. Gur Cbyr chyyf bhg n unaq-uryq pnyphyngbe naq shevbhfyl chapurf gur ohggbaf sbe n srj zvahgrf. Ur gura naabhaprf, "V'q yvxr gb gnxr 3,000 pnegbaf bs pvtnerggrf jvgu zr." Gur whqtr nterrf, naq bss tbrf gur Cbyr jvgu uvf pvtnerggrf. Nsgre 15 lrnef gurl bcra gur Vgnyvna'f pryy, naq bhg pbzrf gur Vgnyvna jvgu uvf jvsr naq 15 puvyqera: "Vg jnfa'g fb onq...." Gur Wrj rzretrf naq naabhaprf ur vf abj n zhygvzvyyvbanver, univat frg hc n fhpprffshy ohfvarff ol gryrcubar. Gur Cbyr gura pbzrf bhg, gerzoyvat yvxr n yrns, naq fnlf, "Nalobql tbg n zngpu?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.