dc@max.berkeley.edu (Dave Cottingham) (12/07/90)
Robert Parks reports in "What's New" (an American Physical Society newsletter) that the following joke is circulating at the Cold Fusion Institute: Q: Why do you never see neutrons, tritium, and heat all in the same experiment? A: Nobody can make that many mistakes. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca