eacj@theory.tn.cornell.edu (Julian Vrieslander) (12/07/90)
Associated Press reported that Mikhail Gorbachev told the following joke to a gathering of journalists in the Kremlin lobby: They say that Mitterand has 100 lovers. One has AIDS but he doesn't know which one. Bush has 100 bodyguards. One is a terrorist, but he doesn't know which one. Gorbachev has 100 economic advisors. One is smart, but he doesn't know which one. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.