COPRCHF@oac.ucla.edu (Hunter Faris) (12/08/90)
From my college days (c. 1960):
Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble having completing
relations with my wife. When I get close enough to
touch her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch
or two, I get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient: (sticks out his tongue!)
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