boutell@freezer.it.udel.edu (Tom Boutell) (12/10/90)
You reached the 98th place on the top 100 list.
No Points Name Hp [max]
1 oo squared hacker-Tourist died on dungeon level 99.
Hacked the source for an exponential score. - [Absurd]
killed by floating point exception.
2 50000000 Stallone- Barbarian died on dungeon level 20.
Tripped. - [500]
3 20938434 Rockefeller-Philanthropist died on dungeon - [100]
(All Gold) level 10. Killed by socialist kobolds.
96 1988 Quayle-Republican died on dungeon level 1990.
Sent by Bush to handle "the black dragon thing." - [Nil]
97 1950 Hapless- Freshman died on dungeon level 1.
Killed by newt while stuck in "caps lock." - [10]
98 1900 You-Undergraduate quit on dungeon level 10.
Remembered exam in fifteen minutes. 2.5 [4.0]
99 1500 Big_Mona-Valkyrie died on dungeon level 10.
Surrounded by orcs while in the "porcelain
throne room." - [200]
100 10 Wesley- Ensign died on bridge level 1.
Killed by absolutely everybody. - [1]
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