[rec.humor.funny] Ottawa Senators

443114%UOTTAWA@acadvm1.uottawa.ca (Eric Skinner) (12/16/90)

To congratulate Ottawa on winning an NHL franchise this week (to be
named the Ottawa Senators), Canadian Airlines ran the following in a
full-page ad in the Ottawa Citizen:

          For years, the Senators have been beating
          us over the head with taxes.

          Now they've got sticks.
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