PAS_TA03@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu (MIKE SILANO) (12/19/90)
A scene from the not-so-near future:
Announcer: "After our Boing 727 brushed wingtips with a competing
manufacturers DC-9, our plane had barely a scratch.
The DC-9 burst into flames, after dropping an engine
on the ground."
"The moral of this: Don't waste your time with them.
Buy Boeing"
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