tom@usblues.pa.dec.com (Tom Markson) (12/27/90)
I saw this one on the HA TV comedy network: I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" "Because I'm a prostitute." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.