dill@acsu.buffalo.edu (peter c dill) (01/05/91)
The two questions that I am asked most often are "does this look infected
to you?" and "boy, I bet computer science takes up a lot of your time".
In partial answer to both, I would like to submit the following,
Saddam Hussein's Top Ten Hopes for the New Year
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10. That the chef won't continue serve ``date surprise'' every night
of the week.
9. in between brutally silencing his opponents he'll be able to find
a little quite time for himself.
8. be able to use the Video Toaster to make Iraqi TV footage of
``Death to American Satan'' rallies look more like a Vanilla Ice
video.
7. no one realizes that Tariq Aziz used to play Larry Tate on
``Bewitched''.
6. there will finally be a college football playoff system.
5. that people won't start wondering why they've never seen him
and the official government spokesmen together.
4. that Iraq will have a piece of Saudi Arabia--- oops that
should be that Iraq will have *peace with* Saudi Arabia.
3. the New York Post will stop using his first name as a verb.
2. that Noriega's lawyer has received the retainer he sent.
1. (tie) lose ten pounds/get around to poison gassing the Kurds like
he promised the wife last year.
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Peter Dill
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