[rec.humor.funny] A Beeper Story

cherylm@lsid.hp.com (Cheryl Marks) (01/07/91)

A young boy and his mother were standing in a grocery store behind a large
woman who wore a beeper on her belt.

Suddenly, the beeper went off.

The little boy cried, "Careful, Mommy -- she's backing up!"

(told to me by Burt B -- our resident storyteller)
--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.

Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.  You think I have
time to hand-correct everybody's postings?