gt1490d@prism.gatech.edu (JAZBUTIS,GINTAUTAS BRONIUS) (01/10/91)
1) Bumper Sticker: Congress Happens
2) What do you give to a congressman who has everything?
An investigation!
3) What is a congressman's favorite color?
Plaid
#1 heard on local radio--Brian Wilson, WGST 640 AM
#2 heard from a friend
#3 heard from same friend
I know, I put 3 items here, but they're so short.
Gintas Jazbutis
Georgia Tech
GO JACKETS!!
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