crb@praxa.com.au (Ross Bradley) (01/17/91)
A true story:
The scene:
After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around
chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
4YO: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
G: "What?"
4YO: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
G: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog"
4YO: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all to to
Disneyland"
Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.
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