nazgul@alphalpha.com (Kee Hinckley) (01/18/91)
My father told me this one, as he heard it from one of the parents. One day their daughter comes home from third grade all excited. Her teacher has been telling the class all about how women are the equals of men, and that they should receive equal pay for equal work. She's all excited and she goes on and on telling her parents about this. Finally she says, "Daddy, when you become president you should pass a law that says that women should be paid the same as men!". At this point her mother says, "Maybe I should do it when *I* become president.". To which their daughter replies, "Don't be silly Mommy, *women* can't be presidents!". -kee -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.