chiyo@compulink.co.uk (Douglas Spencer) (01/21/91)
My first submission since the net.jokes days ... 1984 ? Please feel free to substitute your own stereotypes. An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England. The Texan says "In Texas, we grow potatos eight inches across!" The Englishman says "In England, we grow them to fit English mouths." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?