M.HICKOK@genie.com (01/22/91)
N lbhat Wrjvfu obl fgnegf nggraqvat choyvp fpubby va n fznyy gbja. Gur grnpure bs gur bar-ebbz fpubby qrpvqrf gb hfr ure cbfvgvba gb gel gb vasyhrapr gur arj fghqrag. Fur nfxf gur pynff, "Jub jnf gur terngrfg zna gung rire yvirq?" N tvey envfrf ure unaq naq fnlf, "V guvax Trbetr Jnfuvatgba jnf gur terngrfg zna gung rire yvirq orpnhfr ur vf gur Sngure bs bhe pbhagel." Gur grnpure ercyvrf, "Jryy...gung'f n tbbq nafjre, ohg gung'f abg gur nafjre V nz ybbxvat sbe." Nabgure lbhat fghqrag envfrf uvf unaq naq fnlf, "V guvax Noenunz Yvapbya jnf gur terngrfg zna gung yvirq orpnhfr ur serrq gur fynirf naq urycrq raq gur pvivy jne." ... "Jryy, gung'f nabgure tbbq nafjre, ohg gung vf abg gur bar V jnf ybbxvat sbe." Gura gur arj Wrjvfu obl envfrf uvf unaq naq fnlf, "V guvax Wrfhf Puevfg jnf gur terngrfg zna gung rire yvirq." Gur grnpure'f zbhgu qebcf bcra va nfgbavfuzrag. "Lrf!", fur fnlf, gung'f gur nafjre V jnf ybbxvat sbe." Fur gura oevatf uvz hc gb gur sebag bs gur pynffebbz naq tvirf uvz n ybyyvcbc. Yngre, qhevat erprff, nabgure Wrjvfu obl nccebnpurf uvz nf ur vf yvpxvat uvf ybyyvcbc. Ur fnlf "Jul qvq lbh fnl, 'Wrfhf Puevfg'?" Gur obl fgbcf yvpxvat uvf ybyyvcbc naq ercyvrf, "V xabj vg'f Zbfrf, naq LBH xabj vg'f Zbfrf, ohg ohfvarff vf ohfvarff." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.