BM.H2H@rlg.UUCP (Philip Miller, Dr.) (01/25/91)
A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his
wife an elbow and says, "May-Ling, how about a little 69. I'm
in the mood for some 69." "Shut-up and go back to sleep," groans
his wife. "Come on, you know I like 69, and for that matter, so
do you!" "What time is it?" "1:30." "You want me to get up
at this hour and make beef and broccoli for the two of us?"
[Attributed to Rabbi Boruch Lipsky]
{ed And reportedly also in Playboy}
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