evan@apollo.com (Evan Morton) (01/26/91)
A top Mideast expert at a major American university pointed out that
there is one final chance for a diplomatic solution to the Persian Gulf
crisis that hasn't been tried. The United States must send a message
to Saddam Hussein saying "Simon says get out of Kuwait."
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