carson@mu.rice.edu (Q) (01/27/91)
[I received this today from John Greiner (John.Greiner@GS2.SP.CS.CMU.EDU)]
Rising D.C. Pizza Index indicates war
WASHINGTON - The pizza index indicates military action is imminent in
the gulf, a Domino's delivery official said today.
Record numbers of late-night pizza deliveries have been made to the
White House, Pentagon and State Department, said Frank Meeks, owner of
several Washington-area Domino's outlets. Similar patterns came
immediately before the invasions of Panama and Grenada, he said.
The record for late-night deliveries to CIA headquarters came the
night before Iraq invaded Kuwait last August, Meeks said.
(from our local newspaper, who got it "from
Star-Bulletin news services")
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