rshelby@ms.uky.edu (Richard Shelby) (01/29/91)
Wbua erprvirf n cubar pnyy. "Uryyb," ur nafjref. Gur ibvpr ba gur bg
bgure raq fnlf, "Guvf vf Fhfna. Jr zrg n cnegl nobhg 3 zbaguf ntb."
Wbua: "Uzz... Fhfna? nobhg 3 zbaguf ntb?"
Fhfna: "Lrf, vg jnf ng Ovyy'f ubhfr. Nsgre gur cnegl lbh gbbx zr
ubzr. Ba gur jnl jr cnexrq naq tbg vagb gur onpx frng. Lbh gbyq zr V jnf
n tbbq fcbeg."
Wbua: "Bu, lrnu! Fhfna! Ubj ner lbh?"
Fhfna: "V'z certanag naq V'z tbvat gb xvyy zlfrys."
Wbua: "Fnl, lbh NER n tbbq fcbeg."
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