[rec.humor.funny] Finally, some good news for for Iraq

jkf@franz.com (Sean Foderaro) (02/01/91)

  Baghdad Radio reports that Iraq's Scud missles have intercepted and 
destroyed incoming Patriot missiles seven times.   The Patriots were launched 
from Israel and Saudi Arabia and never even made it to Iraq's borders before 
they were destroyed.   The advanced Iraqi early warning system has 
permitted the intercepting Scud missle to be launched before
the Patriot missle it will destroy.

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