[rec.humor.funny] Secrets of the gurus

J.REES@genie.com (Joe) (02/03/91)

DOS 5.0 will have a command called SETVER, which will insure compatibility
with other DOS versions.  For instance, if you have one of those old programs
that would run best under DOS 2.0, you would issue the command SETVER 2.0, and
DOS would reset itself for complete compatibility!

The first thing I am gonna do when I get DOS 5.0?  Why, of course, I'm gonna
put  SETVER 5.01  in my AUTOEXEC, so that I won't have to put up with all
those annoying bugs!
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