mathews@cs.buffalo.edu (Ryan Mathews) (02/04/91)
The war in the Persian Gulf has brought about the use of many new high-tech American weapons, weapons that until now had never been tested in combat. Most of these weapons have met with astonishing success, but none with as much success as the Stealth Missle. The Stealth Missle has the ability to avoid all forms of detection, not just electronic, but visual as well. Here is a video, recently released by the military, of the Stealth Missle in action. [Scene: Iraqi war room. Several Iraqi officers are discussing a map of the middle east.] Officer : So it is decided! We will launch more SCUDs at Tel Aviv tonight! [A knock at the door.] Officer : Who is it? Voice : Mr. Al-Hakbarrraazzer...? Officer : What did you say? Voice : Mr. Hussezzakbaghdiz...? Officer : I can't understand you! Who is this? [pause] Voice : Plumber... Officer : We don't need a plumber! We no longer have running water! [pause] Voice : Candygram... Officer : Okay, wise guy! Who is this really? [pause] Voice : CNN reporter... Officer : Oh! Okay, you can come in! [The officer opens the door revealing a missle wearing a trenchcoat and Groucho glasses. It flies into the room and detonates.] Now aren't you glad your Congress voted the appropriations? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Administrative note: Reportedly the Iraq War drinking game is by John Berryhill at UDel.