[rec.humor.funny] Between Iraq and a hard place

T.BIGGS1@genie.com (02/06/91)

How do you get 20 Iraqis into a phone booth?

    Tell them it isn't theirs.
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G.HARVEY1@genie.com (02/07/91)

   A marine was in the infirmary with most of his bones broken.  His  Colonel
went to see what happened.  The marine said, "Our seargeant said we should
yell to the Iraqi's that Saddam Hussein is an S.O.B. and when they stand up in
anger we shoot em .  Well, I did that.  I yelled 'Saddam Hussein is an S.O.B.'
and an Iraqi stood up and yelled 'George Bush is an S.O.B.'.  While we were
shaking hands a tank ran over us."

(This was an updated Viet Nam era joke)
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