[rec.humor.funny] A Pointed Warning

dleigh@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com (Darren Leigh) (02/20/91)

I found this warning on a small utility knife in MIT's lab supply:

Caution.  Blade is sharp.  Keep out of children.

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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.

Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?