G.GRENADE@genie.com (02/20/91)
A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was dirty and had a porno magazine in his pocket. When he got in he sat down next to a priest and started reading the newspaper. After a few minutes, he asked the priest how a person got arthritis. The priest replied that you got arthritis be drinking too much, being with cheap women, not washing and reading smut. The bum said oh, okay. After a few minutes, the priest started to feel guilty and turned to the bum and apoligized for snapping at him and asked him why he wanted to know. The bum said that he read that the Pope had arthritis. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.