U14780@uicvm.UUCP (John R. Andrews 6-5995) (02/22/91)
The following are possible new shows being considered for network TV. Doggie Bowser, MD - The story of a brilliant 5 year old Springer Spaniel that becomes a brain surgeon. Wheel of Torture - A gameshow where the blond hostess is spun on a giant wheel, while contestants earn prizes by hurling large sharp edged letters at her to spell words. Murry Brownose - The laugh-a-minute escapades of a young TV reporter who tries his best to break into the big time by sucking up to the bosses. Cutie and the Priest - The story of an impossible yet inspiring love-bond between a cocktail waitress and a poetry reciting bearded clergyman. Herald O. Revealer - An obnoxious TV personality will break into randomly selected homes and show on live TV what shocking things people keep in their closets. Carlos in Charge - A weekly sitcom about a ruthless yet sensitive Columbian drug-lord and his two daughters. This Old Louse - A do-it-yourself show aimed at women who want to improve the appearence and habits of their husbands. Married, with Hemorrhoids - A light hearted look at marital life after age 40. China Bitch - A drama series centered around the life of a dedicated, lesbian Vietnam War nurse. Murder, She Rewrote - A murder-mystery series about a rich, elderly woman who cleverly solves crimes by using the same script over and over each week changing only the names. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca