blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (Emmett Black) (02/24/91)
This is a bit of original "topical-humor" that crossed my twisted mind today... ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ News-Flash: at the UN today ] Officials at the United Nations have announced that a choice parcel of real estate will soon be unoccupied, and will be available to become an official homeland for a Palestinian state. Eviction proceedings against the current occupant have already begun, and are now expected to be completed shortly. According to the UN spokesperson; the parcel, situated between Kuwait and Syria, may be condsidered to be an ideal location for the foundation of a homeland for a Palestinian State. Officials from the PLO and other Palestinian support organizations were not available for comment. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.