abhijit@sware.UUCP (Abhijit Chaudhari) (02/24/91)
Recently one of my friends was complaining about being bored stiff with the daily routine. So here's my own solution to the problem. *abhijit ---- Top 10 Ways to Combat Boredom (with apologies to David Letterman) 10. Design and implement Ada++ 9. Start a campaign to move the Grand Canyon out of Arizona 8. Yell nasty things to friendly neighborhood gangsters while jogging at 3 am 7. Make obscene phone calls to 1-900-FONE-SEX 6. Get to know the inside of your nose 5. Play tackle football with the Eagles' defensive line 4. Suggest new alliances with Middle Eastern terrorist states to President Bush 3. Practise ventriloquism by saying `Hit me' at blackjack tables in Las Vegas 2. Research material for term paper `The Musical Genius of Milli Vanilli' 1. Ponder on the question that has stumped philosophers for years: `What makes teflon stick to the frying pan?' -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.