STEPHEN.KAHN@genie.com (02/25/91)
True story. When a friend's wife turned 40, he told her, "Honey, I'm trading you in for two 20-year-old girls." Instant reply, "Better not, John, you're not wired for 220." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?