ahughes@arch386.rtp.dg.com (Arch Hughes) (02/26/91)
The other morning I woke up and quickly noticed that I had no feeling in my left hand. Have you ever had that happen where you sleep on it wrong? Any way, I tried to move the fingers, and nothing happened. I reached over with my right hand and gave the skin on my left hand a little pinch. I couldn't feel a thing! Now I was starting to worry... I reached over to the night stand and picked up a pin. I gave my left hand a sharp jab to see if I'd feel it. At that moment, my wife let out a scream! That goodness my hand was ok! Credits: I heard this on the Johnny Carson show last night (2 Jan 91) delivered by a guest stand-up comic. I don't remember his name, but he was pretty good! (His timing was also better than what you'll get out of this typed message...not much I can do about it. Also I am paraphrasing this from memory; I didn't have my VCR running.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.