sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk (02/26/91)
A recent questionnaire sent out in the Soviet Union contained the questions : 1. Where were you born ? 2. Where did you go to school ? 3. Where did you attain your majority ? 4. Where do you wish to live ? One return provided the following answers : 1. St Petersburg 2. Petrograd 3. Leningrad 4. St Petersburg -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.