[rec.humor.funny] airport security

Ben.Hawkins@uc.edu (Ben Hawkins, ACS Staff) (03/01/91)

   (Note: this was heard on the radio.  I believe it is true.)

   During the Gulf Crisis, airports have had to beef up their
security.  One airport went as far as to hire psychiatrists as
security guards, so they could evaluate the mental states of the
waiting passengers.  On the first day, a psychiatrist arrested
a fellow psychiatrist.
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Ben Hawkins
University of Cincinnati
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