trb@ima.isc.com (Andrew Tannenbaum) (03/01/91)
I heard these two quotes within the past week: Off Israel Radio English service, commenting on how Palestinian support for Saddam Hussein might damage future Palestinian political aspirations, the politically moderate Arab mayor of Bethlehem, Israel, an Arab village, said: The Palestinians never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Having been waiting in the sands of Saudi Arabia for six months, a US infantry soldier said during an interview: If they don't let me kill someone, I'm gonna kill someone. Andrew Tannenbaum Interactive Cambridge, MA +1 617 661 7474 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?